January 2012
“You say that you love rain, but you open your umbrella when it rains. You say...”
– William Shakespeare (via elena-petrova)
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okay now i feel bad.
but just a little bit.
Your turn to be all sensitive and shit.
harhar.
HAHAHA letting me get to your head?
good.
During Math Test
Me: ok i can do this.
Me: Wait how do you do this?
Me: Omg did i even learn this?
Me: How the fuck are you suppose to know this?
Me: Ugh what time is it?
Me: Im hungry.
Me: I probably should've studied.
Me: What the fuck.
Me: It would be funny if someone passed out.
Me: I hate everyone here.
Me: Why do my hands look so weird?
Me: I wonder if she's a virgin?
Me: I wonder if he's a virgin?
Me: UGH why wont anyone let me cheat off their paper?
Me: I hate this class room. Its too green.
In class: 1+1=2
Exercises: 1+2+1=4
Test: John buy 4 oranges. He eats one and gives another to Ted. Calculate the sun's mass.
Fine, two can play the game.
每天醒來我都告訴自己要少愛你一點
if thats your way of saying thanks, then fuck you.
